May 2010
60 posts
The penalty for competence is more work.
Where’s grandpa going with my creampuffs?
– Angus
Her tose grabbed my noes.
Caught in a coffee tractor bean.
Baby fell off the bed this morning. She’s fine, but it was a terrible way to start the day and the week. Monday sucks!
If I cannot transact with you online, you will not get my business.
I’m not an engine anymore. I’m angus! I went too many miles, and...
– Angus, after running at least a half mile at the airport pretending to be a light rail engine.
What did Ferris Bueller’s Day Off teach you?
Just asked the wife to calculate the ninth Thursday after Easter. Part of activity planning for upcoming trip to Portugal. Peculiar.
I think I can’t, I think I can’t, I think I can’t.
Ate too much cake.
Can I tear down … A building? I’m going to teardown something.
– Angus
When it’s ready, we can all share my tiny strawberry.
– Angus, on his new garden
My snacks budget is unlimited.
Is there any more money in your boot?
– Angus
It’s complicated.
When I’m naked I’m going to do my funny dance.
– Angus, before going potty
The boy is mine.
No thank you. But thank you for asking.
– Angus — new common phrase
You don’t win friends with salad.
Prove it.
Happy 6 month birthday to my sweet, beautiful daughter Ursula. I’ve fallen in love all over again.
First day with our new nanny, Sabrina. We’re very excited!
It’s an entirely different kind of flying.
I was going very fast on the octopus. I was kind of scared.
– Angus after riding a giant inflatable cracken slide
octopi
Wish I had worn sunglasses today.
I confess that I’m a sucker for tattoos.
You know it’s a good haircut when … you get asked for id at your post haircut beer-lunch.